Good news campers Scuzzlebutt is comming to town !
So please don't nuc your imaginations yet !
Monday, December 3, 2012
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
hello children, as you all know the election is today. Now i dont want to get feisty but....
WHOEVER DIDN'T VOTE FOR SCUZZLEBUTT THIS TERM WILL REGRET
EVER VOTING!!!!!!! But you are safe from scuzzlebutt if you didnt vote at all. My
prediction: turd sandwich will be ahead for the first hour or so. then giant douche will
come up behind him and give him a big ass kicking and will win by a hair.... but that is
just my opinion.
-gp
WHOEVER DIDN'T VOTE FOR SCUZZLEBUTT THIS TERM WILL REGRET
EVER VOTING!!!!!!! But you are safe from scuzzlebutt if you didnt vote at all. My
prediction: turd sandwich will be ahead for the first hour or so. then giant douche will
come up behind him and give him a big ass kicking and will win by a hair.... but that is
just my opinion.
-gp
Friday, October 26, 2012
vote or die
hello my fellow earthicans!! im here to tell you to literally vote for scuzzlebutt because
you cant trust either!!!
-grandpooba
you cant trust either!!!
-grandpooba
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Sunday, October 7, 2012
Anybody who gets all names and year of release of the first episodes of all three tv shows we comment about will have a chance to win a week of vip membership ANY GENDER! (comment your answers and P.S.no cheating the prize will be awarded on halloween to the first 3 comments that get it right!)
-grandpooba
-grandpooba
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
The Key To War
Ignorance turns to fear and fear turns to war. This is valid everywhere including the present day topic jews vs. palistinians. If people didn't pre-judge we would have less violence and many wars wouldn't have happened.
-grandpooba
-grandpooba
Monday, September 17, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Story Time!
Here are my views on working for the government. If you're working for the government you shoudn't and here's why. So you're a Harvard grad fresh out of college studied law/law enforcement for 4 years and you suddenly get a job at the police department. You solved the biggest case in 20 years so you get promoted to a CIA agent and you're cocky so you try to act like a big shot and you get a fool mad out of yourself. You plot revenge and kill an inocent man on a big case and get your badge revoked. Now you hate your old job so you join the mafia. They take you in because they think you know stuff they don't. You end up snitching and get shot in the head and they throw you in the Hudson. THE END!
-grandpooba
-grandpooba
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Its not a choice, its a threat!
Voting now is like: choosing between Ronald Mcdonald and the cat in the hat to be president.
vote scuzzlebutt
vote scuzzlebutt
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
the look counts
How do you see a president? In a suit & tie, in a blazer, or in a tee shirt. no you probably only can see him in a suit and tie. That's what I like to call mass imprint, George Washington wore a generals uniform now if you see that today, you would laugh, imagine Obama dressed in a powdered wig and a corporals outfit. You might not know it but the clothes a president wears is important just think, if a president went to his inauguration in a iron maiden tee shirt and gauges people would think he is a total slum bag. You never really know the type of person he is until he's your president for about a year and a half, because most of the time they don't do what they say they're going to do. That is one of the reasons I dislike corporate rule (its big brother Mann!) I am more of a "were not gunna take it' kind of guy call me paranoid but i have a bunker of food at all of my grandparents and parents houses!!
-grandpooba
-grandpooba
Thursday, August 30, 2012
saving gas
Hello viewers, have you been noticing the increasing gas prices? Have they been troubling you? Well if they have, look no further! Here are some helpful tips to keep your car running on maximum MPG. tip1. Turn your a/c and heat off as often as you can it uses energy too ya know. tip2. The speed limit on the highway is another tip did you know on most cars the maximum MPG is 55? Its true it helped someone i know out tremendously. tip3. Have your tires filled because even when you ride bikes when the tires are low its harder to ride. tip4. Close your windows, closing windows helps keep maximum aerodynamics. Thanx 4 reading!
-grand pooba
-grand pooba
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Hey guys, its me again. Just wanted to say s'more stuff about the club so you get the real "in depth" description about us. The best guitars in the world are Gibsons and Fenders (depending on your likes and dislikes). There are strict ranking procedures like to be in the top five you have to have seen every South Park, Futurama, and Beavis & Butthead ever made and also have to be a true scuzzlebutt leader. As for me i founded the club so i make the rules (yes i do fit all of the requirements), so i rule all of the 49 chapters around the U.S.A (the only state that doesn't have one is Nebraska because its boring there)
well until next time.........
-grand pooba
well until next time.........
-grand pooba
Friday, August 24, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
introduction
Hello. Welcome to our club, our motto here at the scuzzlebutt club is "we don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly". the definition of scuzzlebutt is "a Misunderstood creature with celery in its right hand, and Patrick Duffy as a left leg (in south park season one episode three "volcanoes"). Now here at this club, we have taken that creature and embraced, it we have dissected the meaning, and created our own interpretation of it. For example we have introduced comedic/ironic situations in for say, our last post. our main goal started in 1999 on a cold October day, we once heard of an evil candidate for the upcoming election (George bush) at that moment on, we decided to create a political party of our own the scuzzlebutt party. We lean towards democrats, simply because they seem more sane. Unlike Mitt Romney, who strapped a poor dog to the top of his car when going on vacation. We simply asked whats better a douche or a turd sandwich NEITHER. Our political views will be told in our scuzzlebutt party page but for now keep sane my friends.
-grand pooba
-grand pooba
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
we are the over lords!
Hello i am grand pooba of the scuzzlebutt club, and i am happy to have you on my new blog!
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