Monday, December 3, 2012

Good news campers Scuzzlebutt  is comming to town !
   So please don't nuc your imaginations yet !

Monday, November 26, 2012

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Is There Anybody Out There ?

                                       PF

Friday, November 9, 2012

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Can I join the FOS club too...?
                                    BT

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

hello children, as you all know the election is today. Now i dont want to get feisty but....
WHOEVER DIDN'T VOTE FOR SCUZZLEBUTT THIS TERM WILL REGRET
EVER VOTING!!!!!!! But you are safe from scuzzlebutt if you didnt vote at all. My
prediction: turd sandwich will be ahead for the first hour or so. then giant douche will
come up behind him and give him a big ass kicking and will win by a hair.... but that is
just my opinion.
                                                                                         -gp

Friday, October 26, 2012

vote or die

hello my fellow earthicans!! im here to tell you to literally vote for scuzzlebutt because
you cant trust either!!!
                                                                                     -grandpooba


Sunday, October 21, 2012

Hey Poob, did you ever notice that the fish follow the arrow even if you don't
feed them ?  Did marylin make your ears hurt ? After BOC I couldn't hear for
two weeks !       Don't forget to fart on Nov 6 ... oops I just voted ?
X  But Ted

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Anybody who gets all names and year of release of the first episodes of all three tv shows we comment about will have a chance to win a week of vip membership ANY GENDER!     (comment your answers and P.S.no cheating the prize will be awarded on halloween to the first 3 comments that get it right!)

                                                                               -grandpooba          

Friday, October 5, 2012

respect my authorita I am the president !

                                              -president p

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

The Key To War

Ignorance turns to fear and fear turns to war. This is valid everywhere including the present day topic jews vs. palistinians. If people didn't pre-judge we would have less violence and many wars wouldn't have happened.

                                                                                                   -grandpooba

Friday, September 14, 2012

Story Time!

Here are my views on working for the government. If you're working for the government you shoudn't and here's why. So you're a  Harvard grad fresh out of college studied law/law enforcement for 4 years and you suddenly get a job at the police department. You solved the biggest case in 20 years so you get promoted to a CIA agent and you're cocky so you try to act like a big shot and you get a fool mad out of yourself. You plot revenge and kill an inocent man on a big case and get your badge revoked. Now you hate your old job so you join the mafia. They take you in because they think you know stuff they don't. You end up snitching and get shot in the head and they throw you in the Hudson. THE END!
                                                                                                       
                                                                                                             -grandpooba

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Its not a choice, its a threat!

Voting now is like: choosing between Ronald Mcdonald and the cat in the hat to be president.
                                                                                                               
                                                                                                          vote scuzzlebutt

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

A funny prank to play on a sleeping drunk dude. put a temporary tattoo on his forehead.

the look counts

How do you see a president? In a suit & tie, in a blazer, or in a tee shirt. no you  probably only can see him in a suit and tie. That's what I like to call mass imprint, George Washington wore a generals uniform now if you see that today, you would laugh, imagine Obama dressed in a powdered wig and a corporals outfit. You might not know it but the clothes a president wears is important just think, if a president went to his inauguration in a iron maiden tee shirt and gauges people would think he is a total slum bag. You never really know the type of person he is until he's your president for about a year and a half, because most of the time they don't do what they say they're going to do. That is one of the reasons I dislike corporate rule (its big brother Mann!) I am more of a "were not gunna take it' kind of guy call me paranoid but i have a bunker of food at all of my grandparents and parents houses!!

                                                                                                  -grandpooba


Thursday, August 30, 2012

pathway to the soul!!!







dear beloved viewers
we love music!

saving gas

Hello viewers, have you been noticing the increasing gas prices? Have they been troubling you? Well if they have, look no further! Here are some helpful tips to keep your car running on maximum MPG. tip1. Turn your a/c and heat off as often as you can it uses energy too ya know. tip2. The speed limit on the highway is another tip did you know on most cars the maximum MPG is 55? Its true it helped someone i know out tremendously. tip3. Have your tires filled because even when you ride bikes when the tires are low its harder to ride. tip4. Close your windows, closing windows helps keep maximum aerodynamics. Thanx 4 reading!

                                                                                                    -grand pooba



Sunday, August 26, 2012

stayin' alive

32 years after the release of "the wall" in 2012 its remastered edition is #17 0n top 40s list.
Hey guys, its me again. Just wanted to say s'more stuff about the club so you get the real "in depth" description about us.  The best guitars in the world are Gibsons and Fenders (depending on your likes and dislikes). There are strict ranking procedures like to be in the top five you have to have seen every South Park, Futurama, and Beavis & Butthead ever made and also have to be a true scuzzlebutt leader. As for me i founded the club so i make the rules (yes i do fit all of the requirements), so i rule all of the 49 chapters around the U.S.A (the only state that doesn't have one is Nebraska because its boring there)
well until next time.........

                                                                                                      -grand pooba



Thursday, August 16, 2012

Paul Ryan. a disgrace to led zepplin

Mitt could have spent millions on creating jobs instead he buys a dancing horse now that is corrupt!!
Please comment if you would like to join the club, please write a two page paragraph telling your name, likes and dislikes, and also your political views. Also put in your e-mail adress so we can accept your membership and remember no haters!
                                                                                                                                    -grand pooba

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

introduction

Hello. Welcome to our club, our motto here at the scuzzlebutt club is "we don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly". the definition of scuzzlebutt is "a Misunderstood creature with celery in its right hand, and Patrick Duffy as a left leg (in south park season one episode three "volcanoes"). Now here at this club, we have taken that creature and embraced, it we have dissected the meaning, and created our own interpretation of it. For example we have introduced comedic/ironic situations in for say, our last post. our main goal started in 1999 on a cold October day, we once heard of an evil candidate for the upcoming election (George bush) at that moment on, we decided to create a political party of our own  the scuzzlebutt party. We lean towards democrats, simply because they seem more sane. Unlike Mitt Romney, who strapped a poor dog to the top of his car when going on vacation. We simply asked whats better a douche or a turd sandwich NEITHER. Our political views will be told in our scuzzlebutt party page but for now keep sane my friends.

                                                                                                                         -grand pooba
The person you see in the red circle is george bush!

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

we are the over lords!

Hello i am grand pooba of the scuzzlebutt club, and i am happy to have you on my new blog!