Friday, September 14, 2012

Story Time!

Here are my views on working for the government. If you're working for the government you shoudn't and here's why. So you're a  Harvard grad fresh out of college studied law/law enforcement for 4 years and you suddenly get a job at the police department. You solved the biggest case in 20 years so you get promoted to a CIA agent and you're cocky so you try to act like a big shot and you get a fool mad out of yourself. You plot revenge and kill an inocent man on a big case and get your badge revoked. Now you hate your old job so you join the mafia. They take you in because they think you know stuff they don't. You end up snitching and get shot in the head and they throw you in the Hudson. THE END!
                                                                                                       
                                                                                                             -grandpooba

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Its not a choice, its a threat!

Voting now is like: choosing between Ronald Mcdonald and the cat in the hat to be president.
                                                                                                               
                                                                                                          vote scuzzlebutt

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

A funny prank to play on a sleeping drunk dude. put a temporary tattoo on his forehead.

the look counts

How do you see a president? In a suit & tie, in a blazer, or in a tee shirt. no you  probably only can see him in a suit and tie. That's what I like to call mass imprint, George Washington wore a generals uniform now if you see that today, you would laugh, imagine Obama dressed in a powdered wig and a corporals outfit. You might not know it but the clothes a president wears is important just think, if a president went to his inauguration in a iron maiden tee shirt and gauges people would think he is a total slum bag. You never really know the type of person he is until he's your president for about a year and a half, because most of the time they don't do what they say they're going to do. That is one of the reasons I dislike corporate rule (its big brother Mann!) I am more of a "were not gunna take it' kind of guy call me paranoid but i have a bunker of food at all of my grandparents and parents houses!!

                                                                                                  -grandpooba