Armageddon - 2016

To whom it may concern, the status of solitude in modern first-world life is now over. Together we embark on a journey to the deepest darkest pits of oblivion. Today marks the first day of the end of the world. The members of the club have convened in the past few months to discuss this treachery and have came upon the conclusion that this is your doing.

Do not blame the moguls or the corporations, it is time to take blame. YOU are the problem and YOU are the solution. Many thought it was a joke, others thought it would die out, but lo, it spread like a venereal disease in 18th century London. 

Take into account that no one could have foreseen such a despicable demise to society. Other than the true masters of the 21st century, Matt Stone and Trey Parker. They saw through the tumultuous turn of events and acted upon it as if it were prophecy. (see seasons 19-present of South Park) 

Let this be a lesson to those too dense to comprehend. Your actions have consequences. 

The Scuzzlebutt NA headquarters will soon be relocating, stay tuned to what may come.

May the gods look down upon you with pity,

-Grand Pooba I